so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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