i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
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