on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Panties = found
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