Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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