I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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