i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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