walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
i've created a new STD.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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