pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Just high enough for therapy.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
