Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
