kristin has been a bad kristin
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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