Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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