Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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