I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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