Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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