just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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