I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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