So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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