? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Randomize