Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Randomize
