Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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