Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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