the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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