He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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