once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Randomize
