I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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