ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
So. Much. Porn.
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