Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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