So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
What changed your mind?
Being sober
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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