I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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