So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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