i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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