WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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