I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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