That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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