no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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