I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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