# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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