White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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