Sry I called you an 8
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
He kissed a someone with a penis
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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