Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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