I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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