The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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