Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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