No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
