I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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