I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
A+ Viking dick
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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