I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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