watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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