Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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