he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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