I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
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