Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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