Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
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