Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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