He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Randomize
